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Hello, I'm very pleased that you have come to visit me on the web. My name is Melanie Jane Alton, and I'm the younger sister of Karen.

MYOB (aka My Year Of Birth) is AD 1975. I am 1725 mm tall (about 5'8" in the imperialist lingo), and I weigh about 60 kg (about 135 pounds, once again in the imperial lingo). I've got reddish hair (although I like to change it's colour now and then when I feel in the mood), and eyes that seem to change colour according to the ambient light characteristics.

Before you ask about my measurements (they're a seee-kret anyway! he he), I am a lesbian. If you're a bozo (normally a creepy, penis-envy-driven guy), that means I am not interested in men at all. I will happily accept communications from everyone, but I will not answer anything from guys that's rude, crude or downright yukko. 8-) However, I have all the time in the world for delightful, wonderful, sensual women, especially if they wish to share pictures, stories, etc. with me.

BTW, I bet you're wondering why I seem to have a fascination with butterflies? 8-) To me, a butterfly is the ultimate in grace, beauty and sensuality. It's soooo incredibly feminine and it's also what I get in my stomach when I'm with any of my very close female friends!

Psssst! Yes, I'm talking to you

I guess you'd like to see some pictures of me right?
How about pics of some of my girlfriends (both past and present)?
Well, maybe if look very carefully you might find a link... 8-)




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I welcome all feedback, comments, etc. so please email me if you've got anything to say about my efforts...

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