Last Updated - The last time I changed something. :-)
Visitors since 31/8/2001
Hi! Nice to see you've found me! (are YOU separated
from me by less than 6 degrees?!)
The long-promised updates are now happening,so call in again soon!
Thanks for stopping by.
(not coming soon)
6. Quotes from a night with Deepak Chopra
(I seem to have lost my notes)
7. Reflections - a collection of thought-provoking and amusing quotes
(I don't know if I'm EVER gonna get around to this huge project)
I finally got rid of the
Beast IV(<-go here to see a car on 3 wheels!). Long live the Beast
IV!! :-) Come check out the Beast V. Or
you can check out the Beast II,or the
ORIGINAL Beast,the Beast I.
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to
install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and
RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you
have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs
prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will
reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE
program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but In
non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it
can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITICEXE
from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make
sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat
files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM,
PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my
HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle
it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they
will return some really neat modules back to you.
The "Reflections" project has been scaled down to "BIG
DON's Soap-box". ;-) That'll be coming in the not TOO distant future,but
in the mean-time,you just get "some thoughts". :-) I'll just be
putting some observations here from time to time (just a small SAMPLE
of all the one's running around in my head). :-)
The thing about the final exams for High-school,is that
they only examine what you learnt in your final year of High-school. Same
can be said about University exams. There's no testing of
spelling and grammar,for example.
Shouldn't the final exams be testing EVERYTHING you have
learnt at school? Why is it that there are people with Degree's,who don't
know when to use "lose",and when to use "loose" (or "affect"/"effect")?
When was the last time anyone was given a spelling test?
Just a thought. :-)
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